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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I … Continue reading

Evil Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) – You are a pioneer type and think most … Continue reading

Little Hillary for President

Little Hillary for President [heavy video=da66b4f9e7e1db5d3f831786b9e4b6b3&host=www.heavy.com&w=450&h=450] 🙂

Obama dances…

Obama dances like Michael Jackson 🙂 [heavy video=4dff50f614e65386a550d0bb7c5859e9&host=www.heavy.com&w=450&h=450]

Funny Iraq War

Funny Political Pictures

Funny Axe Towel

Funny Axe Towels 🙂

Just do it!

Nike – Run like hell: Just do it

Computer Dictionary

Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you’re thinking of buying a PC. Until Intel ramps up the 686.640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year. Algorithm: A catchy 1930 song by George and Ira Gershwin. Availability: Date when a dozen copies of the … Continue reading

Computer addicted family

To my darling husband: Dear John, I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago. The … Continue reading

Girl’s School

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don’t understand why you girls can’t understand the male sex organ. You’ve had it pounded into you all semester!