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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I … Continue reading

Evil Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) – You are a pioneer type and think most … Continue reading

Obama dances…

Obama dances like Michael Jackson 🙂 [heavy video=4dff50f614e65386a550d0bb7c5859e9&host=www.heavy.com&w=450&h=450]

Funny Iraq War

Funny Political Pictures

Computer Dictionary

Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you’re thinking of buying a PC. Until Intel ramps up the 686.640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year. Algorithm: A catchy 1930 song by George and Ira Gershwin. Availability: Date when a dozen copies of the … Continue reading

Computer addicted family

To my darling husband: Dear John, I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago. The … Continue reading

Girl’s School

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don’t understand why you girls can’t understand the male sex organ. You’ve had it pounded into you all semester!

Well, Why…?! (18+ questions)

18+ (!) questions & answers, no offence 🙂  — read the rest

A Brief History Of Computers

Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams. <<read the rest>>

Cheney and the Bushes on a Plane…

Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window … Continue reading

the anatomy class

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids…”

Sexy encounter

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, … Continue reading


A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!“ “Well,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Al Gore, in front of God…

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of all evil and that we … Continue reading

that’s for funny!

Extensive blog collection of clean humor, funny pictures, movies and animation. you should see the rest 🙂

Terra – living in a funny world

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or … Continue reading