12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I … Continue reading
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 – Mar 22) – You are a pioneer type and think most … Continue reading
Q. What’s the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids…”
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, … Continue reading
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!“ “Well,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”
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Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging! Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or … Continue reading